To Play Us Out

I know there hasn’t been much content on here over the last week or two.  I’ve been kind of busy, but hopefully we’ll have a steady stream of shit on here for awhile.  Actually, that’s a lie, I haven’t been that busy.  But I have been doing a lot of this:

With that said, let’s do a little linking:

• I remember a few weeks ago all the cable news stations ran with a story about how you could get herpes from playing beer pong.  I guess Fox News and CNN failed to realize the original article was done in satire.  Apparently, the people running these channels are even dumber than I thought, because there are at least seven more instances where this has happened.
• I’ve always thought that having a mustache makes one appear like either a truck driver or an unemployed 1970’s porno actor.  But there some mustaches that are just undeniably awesome…
• Though I’ve never been an avid follower of Dwight Schrute’s favorite sport, I will admit this is pretty badass: The 10 Most Intense Photos from the World Table Tennis Championships.
• If you’re going to have porn as your screen saver, you may want to change it before you give a big presentation.
• A lot of those female sex offenders were actually pretty attractive…
• The Price is Right is my third favorite game show, behind Jeopardy and Family Feud.  I like watching it because it makes me feel smart, since many of the contestants are just retarded.
• As you know, I’m a huge fan of the NFL Draft, and of Mel Kiper, Jr.  What if instead of using his talents to analyze the physical traits of 20-year-old guys, he broke down something more useful, like chicks at a bar?