To Play Us Out

I was going to try and be all clever and put my new PIC column in the link dump like it was just another link.  But instead I decided to put it here.  Go read it.  It’s about amateur porn.  The people at PIC are going to be shocked when they realize the only thing I know how to write about is masturbation.

I've always wanted to put this picture on the blog.

Links.  Now.

• Here’s a list of what you can plan on learning in college.  I already learned #1 when I came back to my room one morning to find my laptop soaking in a pool of Jack Daniels.
• Oh, you wanted a gallery of nerds wearing video costumes?  Well, here you go! As a kid who grew up playing Zelda on Nintendo, the last picture is especially pleasing.
• Someone mixed Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” with Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”  I love the internet.
• Holy Taco tells us what a girl’s pet really says about her.  Spoiler alert: girls with cats are scary.
• It’s no secret that you really don’t have to be athletic to play baseball.  So it’s only fitting that someone compiled the MLB All-Fat Team.
• Here’s some tips on how to find gainful employment in this recession-crippled economy.
• Finally, some Filipinos put together a dance video with Batman, Robin, the Joker, and the Penguin.  Oh, and a midget dressed like Spiderman.  Did I mention I love the internet?