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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve spent the majority of my life obsessed with the Harry Potter series.  I know that I should have been cast in the films as Harry.  My dad tried to get me to audition when the first film was being cast, but due to the amount of shit I had been getting from kids at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2322&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Take A Blog Post About Jeopardy For $200, Alex</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 08:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve slowly begun to realize that my television-watching interests are very much in line with those of my eighty-two-year-old grandmother.  My favorite genres of TV shows are those that are generally recognized as favorites of only the elderly &#8212; late-night talk shows and game shows.  Since I spent a good portion of time writing about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2750&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Hope The Mayan Calendar Is Right/What I Want To Be When I Grow Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(You ever notice how authors sometimes give novels two titles?  Like Kurt Vonnegut with Slaughterhouse Five or The Children’s Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Death.  I always used to think that was moronic.  I mean, someone like Vonnegut, who is obviously a literary genius, spends years carefully selecting each and every word that goes into his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2726&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Evening Link Dump</title>
		<link>http://toplayusout.com/2010/01/25/monday-evening-link-dump/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you like it, then you should&#8217;ve put a link on it:

I&#8217;m still reeling from Conan&#8217;s departure from late night, so I&#8217;d figure we&#8217;d start with a couple CoCo-related tidbits.  First, it seems apparent that the hatred between NBC president Jeff Zucker and ConeBone goes back to their days at Harvard.  Also, while I am [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2695&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Basketball Team is Better Than Yours</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because we have Mark Titus.  And some guy named Evan Turner.  But mostly because of Mark Titus &#8212; or should I say Mr. Rainmaker.

Posted in Atlas Jobinson       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2691&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>If It Weren&#8217;t For &#8220;The Office,&#8221; I Would Boycott NBC</title>
		<link>http://toplayusout.com/2010/01/12/if-it-werent-for-the-office-i-would-boycott-nbc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: We found the phone number of Jeff Zucker, president of NBC, and the man behind all this bullshit.  Fucktard asked to speak with him, but his secretary would only allow Fucktard to leave a message, which was something like: &#8220;Drop Jay Leno on his chin and leave Conan alone.&#8221;  Here&#8217;s the digits if you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2671&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, I Read Obits</title>
		<link>http://toplayusout.com/2010/01/05/yeah-i-read-obits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, Jeff George still has the newspaper delivered to our house.  I&#8217;ve heard rumors that he got some deal where we&#8217;re getting it for free or something.  Regardless, no one ever reads it and numerous copies are continuously sitting on our porch or in our living room.  Last night, I was really bored, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2611&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Daugherty: Moron</title>
		<link>http://toplayusout.com/2009/12/28/paul-daugherty-moron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One time I had the “honor” of meeting Cincinnati Enquirer columnist Paul Daugherty when he came into the library where I worked during high school.  Now, I&#8217;ve never liked the man’s columns &#8212; he’s a complete hack with a flair for using big words to explain things that he himself doesn’t really understand.  So I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2585&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obligatory Day After Christmas Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but in my family we always open our stockings on Christmas Eve.  In addition to the usual assortment of candy, I received one item that made me think my parents still love me, and a whole bunch of other shit that makes me believe otherwise.  The gift that made me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2568&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Post: &#8220;Little People, Big World&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://toplayusout.com/2009/12/25/guest-post-little-people-big-world/</link>
		<comments>http://toplayusout.com/2009/12/25/guest-post-little-people-big-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atlas Jobinson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, Merry Christmas to everyone.  Second, another guest post is upon us.  We all really liked the previous work of our friend &#8220;bitchesclearlyaintshit&#8221; last time around, so we&#8217;ve decided to give her another go:
Ah, the holidays.  Mistletoe over the doorway, presents under the tree, and joyous carols portraying the glory of the winter [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=toplayusout.com&blog=5266285&post=2546&subd=toplayusout&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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